A Little Humor Is Good For The Soul

DEFINITIONS BY GENDER
Contributed by David Redmond, HP Software Engineer

ITEM FEMALE UNDERSTANDING MALE UNDERSTANDING

THINGIE
(thing-ee) n. Any part under a car's hood. The strap fastner on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE
(vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION
(ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT
(but) n. The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal.

COMMITMENT
(ko-mit-ment) n. A desire to get married and raise a family. Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT
(en-ter-tayn-ment) n. A good movie, concert, play or book. Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE
(flach-u-lens) n. An embrassing by-product of digestion. And endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE
(may-king luv) n. The greatests expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE COMTROL
(ri-moht kon-trohl) n. A device for changing from one TV channel to another. A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.

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ITEM	FEMALE UNDERSTANDING	MALE UNDERSTANDING
THINGIE (thing-ee) n.	Any part under a car's hood.	The strap fastner on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.	Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.	Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.	The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.	Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n.	The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."	What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.	A desire to get married and raise a family.	Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.	A good movie, concert, play or book.	Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.	An embrassing by-product of digestion.	And endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.	The greatests expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.	Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE COMTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.	A device for changing from one TV channel to another.	A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.